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      • The Goddess Speaks...(as long as it isn't midnight yet)
        04/24/08
        It hasn't hit 12 yet, so I can post this blog. It was supposed to be today's blog but I took too long. If you want to know why I'm staying quiet on Friday, ask Jester.

        My post for today was short:

        Watching aforementioned (yesterday's post) reality televisio

      • Be Impressed. Be Very Impressed.
        04/23/08
        This very blog you have most likely stumbled upon on your way to someone decidely wittier and more interesting belongs to a celebrity! At least, someone who is about to be a celebrity. Yes, friends, today I received notification that, indeed, I am in the top running for the coveted title of "

      • Great Expectations
        04/22/08
        This started as another post for the Grassroots Blogger Book Marketing Campaign 2008 (a benefit for RAINN ), and turned into something completely different. Please visit their website and see how you can help raise awareness and support the cause.

        The ocean.

        To my 35 year

      • Caught Red Handed
        04/20/08
        Actually, I am caught GREEN handed.

        Let me explain.

        My hands are covered in a sparkly green substance. It smells like old shrimp and is a horrid color of green. I believe it's called "Chartreuse". Not only are my hands covered in this gawd-awful substance, but a

      • Popularity is Overrated. Right?
        04/17/08
        So I’m a webmistress of sorts.

        He he he, I said mistress. Brings to mind all sorts of naughty things! Moving on…

        Knowing just enough to get myself into trouble with a website has been useful, especially when I found myself in a position to barter goods and services. Electrical

      • I'm a REBEL, yo!
        04/16/08
        Seems like everyone and their sister's brother's cousin are doing a "Things About Me" meme. Because I am nothing if not a total follower, I thought I should join in. I mean, if they're doing it...yeah, you get the point.

        I have been thinking about this f

      • Oh dear GOD...not THAT!!! (Kind of adult-ish post)
        04/14/08
        Please excuse the abuse of exclamation points in this post. They are, as you will see, WARRANTED!!!!!!



        Why is this woman crying into her Northern bathroom tissue? Not because she's too cheap to buy Kleenex, though that would also be accurate. No, she just received some

      • Moments of Clarity Part 1-Sake
        04/11/08
        As I prepare to draw a hot bath and drink Sake, let me start by saying how heartbroken I am for Lisa . Let me also state how determined I am to make sure that more people know about her fight, that cancer is a total bitch and that life is incredibly precious. So precious , friends.

        Toda

      • To Whom It May Concern:
        04/11/08

        I do not write this specifically to any one of you, because you are all equally responsible for the fury which I am about to unleash. Please grab whatever protective gear you deem necessary and take cover. You have been warned.

        Let’s start with this morning.

        After walki

      • Please don't read this, Mom.
        04/08/08
        This is a post meant for the Grassroots Blogger Book Marketing Campaign 2008, and is meant to generate donations for RAINN -The Rape Abuse and Incest National Network . You can visit the page for all the information you need about RAINN and the campaign.

        Happy HUMP Day! Pun completely i

      • Codependency SUCKS. Right? I mean...you think so too, don't you?
        04/07/08
        Codependency-"A set of *maladaptive, *compulsive behaviors learned by family members in order to survive in a family which is experiencing *great emotional pain and stress. Codependent people have a greater tendency to get involved in relationships with people who are perhaps unreliable, emotio

      • The Male System
        04/03/08
        Me: These damned newsletters keep comin back with pages ripped off. They aren't secure enough to go through the mail machines.

        Him: So find another way to mail them.

        Me: What about these baggies? Someone told me they use 6x11 baggies with pretty imprints to mail their news

      • Am I the Only One?
        04/01/08
        Sometimes, it's difficult to say what I really think or feel on this blog. Mainly because my husband and some family members occasionally stop by, and I can't have the folks who know me best being all offended and such. So then, when my thoughts and feelings are directly related to them, I

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