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      • In which my son grows a second head
        06/27/07
        Or, at least has something like a second head sticking out the side of his neck.

        Turns out it's a lymph node. Swollen like, HUGE. And now he's really sick. REALLY sick. He couldn't walk to his bedroom. His throat hurts, he has as high fever and is sick, sick, SICK! So off t

      • I am a Master Baiter
        06/22/07
        Yes...I am particularly gifted at this little solo-act. I can bait a hook and cast it out in 5 seconds flat, leaving all on the banks of the lake in awe and wonder, wanting desperately to see more.

        Sadly, this doesn't help me catch many fish.

        Summer is here, and I'm

      • This is the thread that never eeeends.....
        06/15/07
        ...Yes it goes on and on my friends...

        So here's the deal. I want my peeps (that would be you) to leave me a ONE WORD comment. Each person playing off the last comment. Feel free to KEEP commenting if you have more ONE WORD(s) to add!

        I'll get things started (and my

      • Regrets...
        06/12/07
        I learned I was carrying a child. I was frightened and ecstatic and nauseous, all at the same time.

        With each week, I studied the charts and books and spoke lovingly to my ever-growing belly in an attempt to introduce myself to my unborn baby. I am certain I made mistakes during my prega

      • TSM as the Boogeyman
        06/06/07
        So apparently I frighten people. Specifically, children. Sadly, my own children . And they're pissed.

        In my defense, I didn't intend to frighten them. I was just trying to be silly. Funny. Ha ha. You know? I had forgotten that my woman-child has lost her sense of humor. And I d

      • Well Knock Me Over with a Garden Rake
        06/04/07
        There are moments in life when I look at my fellow man's deeds and think there is no hope for humanity. The violence, the hatred, the destruction are all so overwhelming, and personally, I often have a difficult time coming up with some positive to outweigh the negative. My only hope truly lies

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